Yesterday was the launch of "Soledad's Sister," the novel of Prof. Jose "Butch" Dalisay, PH.D., which was shortlisted for the Man Asian Prize last year. I cannot sing enough praises for this writer. His language is genius, his prose, brilliant. He is not only, arguably, the greatest, living Filipino fictionist, he is also the greatest essayist. See for yourself. Please pick up a copy of "Soledad's Sister."
Thursday, July 31, 2008
The Greatest Living Filipino Writer
Yesterday was the launch of "Soledad's Sister," the novel of Prof. Jose "Butch" Dalisay, PH.D., which was shortlisted for the Man Asian Prize last year. I cannot sing enough praises for this writer. His language is genius, his prose, brilliant. He is not only, arguably, the greatest, living Filipino fictionist, he is also the greatest essayist. See for yourself. Please pick up a copy of "Soledad's Sister."
Forest Club, Laguna
Forest Club is a plant and tree sanctuary in Laguna. The owners had reinvented this former farm into an eco conservation park designed as a corporate team-building, conference, or school field trip site. I had been there before as a parent volunteer for Belli's class. This year, it was Pippi's turn. And so, once again, I chaperoned. The trip from Makati took an hour and a half and then, after several minutes of briefing, the entire 4th grade batch was divided into groups for an explorer's treasure hunt. The children were given clues at specific stations and had to use compasses to find these stations. They, of course, had fun. The formula of open fields+children=fun remains foolproof.
All the children had to do the canopy walk, which I did as well. Everyone did the log across the river walk, the rope across the river course, the rafting, and the mud crawl. The most challenging is the mud crawl, I think. They had to crawl on their bellies in a foot of mud through a screened tunnel--yes, yuck! Most of them made it through in spite of the initial fear they felt. It was the psychological barrier that was most difficult to overcome. Imagine crossing a river through a narrow log--it was definitely mind over matter. Some fell into the water but enjoyed the refreshing dip. So all went well. If you're interested in visiting Forest Club just google them and you'll find the web page.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Gentlemen, Hold Your Liquor
Bartenders are experts on the male species. They see them at their most unbuttoned and most unzipped of states. They know what they are looking for on any given night; what will make them happy; what will get on their nerves; and what will persuade them to spend their hard-earned cash. They have gotten so adept at reading personality types that they don’t have to wait for a customer’s order to say what kind of man he is.
I was inspired to write this piece because of an interesting article I had read recently in the London Independent newspaper, which, unfortunately, made no mention of the author. It said that the Richard O’Reilly, bar manager of the Harvey Nichols’ Fifth Floor Bar said that, “If two well-dressed, middle-aged women come in, I can say to them, ‘Two Champagnes, ladies?’ and it’s almost always what they want. Or if two men come in for a business meeting, the older one will have a Gin and Tonic and the younger one, a glass of Chardonnay or a vodka and tonic. Definitely not vodka for the older one, definitely not gin for the younger.” O’Reilly is a man who knows his customers.
On a recent night out with friends, I had a chance to chat with the affable, long-time bartender (let’s call him Barman) of one of Manila’s famous nightspots and squeeze some information out of him. Our deal was that if I upheld his request for anonymity, over and above the information I wanted, he would mix us the meanest, classiest, most unadulterated martini this side of the Pacific—“just like they used to do back in the day,” he said.
So, over a glass of, admittedly, the best classic martini in the country, he dished out the juice. He said that men and women in Manila are cocktail-bar typecast victims because ours is a society that thrives on trends. We spot them, we embrace them, and we bleed them dry until the next one surfaces.
He cited several examples: “Remember that Moet et Chandon craze? People who could hardly afford it would forego dinner just to be seen with a flute in hand. What about the Grey Goose and Ketel One Vodka frenzy? Everybody but everybody needed a bottle tableside as a prop to be considered cool. I could tell who the trendsetters were, who the copycats were, and who were starving and blowing their budgets for a chance at cooldom. Oh, and remember all the rave about Bellinis?”
Barman said he could certainly tell a lot about the customer from the drinks he orders, the way he orders them, and the way he drinks them. He added that he could gauge a customer’s mood as well as what kind of person he is. If a regular were out to impress someone, it would be a Martini. “If he’s here on his own and wants to sit and mull things over, it will be something long and sippy—you know, long island iced tea and stuff like that. If he’s out for a night on the town, it’ll be bubbles. And you can almost use a stopwatch to predict the point at which a party gets going.”
Barman said that bartenders could tell when someone is ordering drinks because of the image that goes with it. Some customers are fakers. They order something they don’t really like because it makes them look a certain way. “It’s like fashion,” He explained. People who care about clothes are also into fashion where alcohol is concerned. “Cosmopolitans, Manhattans—these are what they ask for and I blame that on Sex and the City,” he was quick to add. He also said that businessmen ask for beer if they arrive in the afternoon, but come six o’clock they automatically shift to vodka tonic.
“I worked abroad for many years and in different countries and cruise ships. I noticed that foreign businessmen are partial to Gin and Tonic or G and T as they call it. But Pinoys are vodka drinkers. British customers are sophisticated and knowledgeable. They’re very much into Martinis but they hardly mention brand preference. Americans are sophisticated; they always specify a brand. Filipinos do too, but I think they’re not necessarily fans of a particular brand. They ask for it because everybody else asks for it, which is good for business whatever way you look at it.”
Barman let out a throaty laugh and went on to say that, “It’s funny how a well-dressed, middle-aged man ordered a Martini from me once and when he took his first sip his face contorted, parang mukhasim. It took all his will power not to spit it out but he pretended that it was his favorite drink. I could tell, though.”
Bartending gets to be fun when a customer doesn’t really know what he wants and asks for assistance. Barman said that he normally asks questions relating to taste to find out what the customer is partial to: sour, sweet, bitter. And then he tries to come up with a perfect fit. “Of course I’m careful,” he said. “I never serve a big, burly man some kind of frou-frou drink that’s colored pink, like a strawberry martini. Baka gulpihin ako!”
Over the years, Barman said that he has formed profiles of customers depending on what they order. “Someone who orders a Martini on the rocks is not a real Martini drinker—he probably wants vodka instead. Cosmopolitan? A follower not a trendsetter. Red wine? He has health concerns—maybe a heart or blood pressure condition. White wine? He’s a wimp. Beer all night? His monthly allowance is running out. Scotch? A serious drinker. Single malt? sophisticated and worldly. Vodka? that’s the drink of a ladies’ man. Cognac? that customer is older, a smooth operator, and with lots of money to burn. Champagne? A man who drinks Champagne is pleasing his wife, the moment she turns her back he’ll pour it onto the nearest flowerpot and order double vodka straight up. Men don’t drink champagne for the long haul. If they do, they might as well order some quiche to go with it. If someone asks for a shot of some kind—any kind, holy s***! He’s out to get ripped as fast as possible!”
“Okay, then,” I said to him, “let’s turn the tables. What’s your drink of choice?”
He chuckled and then, replied, “I’m a bartender, Ma’am, I don’t drink.”
“Yeah, Right!” But I let him off easy; it was darned good martini he gave me.
“Tell me about the worst customers.”
“That’s easy,” he said. “The drunks! They’re a pain in the a**. They make our lives difficult, not to mention messy. You can tell the real gentlemen apart because they can hold their liquor. They know how to have fun, they tip well, and they don’t cause trouble—never rowdy or out of control.
“What do you do when a customer makes a scene?”
“We have bouncers and I’m not out to judge. I have a good time behind the bar. I can put up with bad behavior, even turn it around sometimes. Drinking’s cool,” he said as a parting shot, “just make sure it goes to your stomach, not your head.”
So, gentlemen, what’s your poison?
I was inspired to write this piece because of an interesting article I had read recently in the London Independent newspaper, which, unfortunately, made no mention of the author. It said that the Richard O’Reilly, bar manager of the Harvey Nichols’ Fifth Floor Bar said that, “If two well-dressed, middle-aged women come in, I can say to them, ‘Two Champagnes, ladies?’ and it’s almost always what they want. Or if two men come in for a business meeting, the older one will have a Gin and Tonic and the younger one, a glass of Chardonnay or a vodka and tonic. Definitely not vodka for the older one, definitely not gin for the younger.” O’Reilly is a man who knows his customers.
On a recent night out with friends, I had a chance to chat with the affable, long-time bartender (let’s call him Barman) of one of Manila’s famous nightspots and squeeze some information out of him. Our deal was that if I upheld his request for anonymity, over and above the information I wanted, he would mix us the meanest, classiest, most unadulterated martini this side of the Pacific—“just like they used to do back in the day,” he said.
So, over a glass of, admittedly, the best classic martini in the country, he dished out the juice. He said that men and women in Manila are cocktail-bar typecast victims because ours is a society that thrives on trends. We spot them, we embrace them, and we bleed them dry until the next one surfaces.
He cited several examples: “Remember that Moet et Chandon craze? People who could hardly afford it would forego dinner just to be seen with a flute in hand. What about the Grey Goose and Ketel One Vodka frenzy? Everybody but everybody needed a bottle tableside as a prop to be considered cool. I could tell who the trendsetters were, who the copycats were, and who were starving and blowing their budgets for a chance at cooldom. Oh, and remember all the rave about Bellinis?”
Barman said he could certainly tell a lot about the customer from the drinks he orders, the way he orders them, and the way he drinks them. He added that he could gauge a customer’s mood as well as what kind of person he is. If a regular were out to impress someone, it would be a Martini. “If he’s here on his own and wants to sit and mull things over, it will be something long and sippy—you know, long island iced tea and stuff like that. If he’s out for a night on the town, it’ll be bubbles. And you can almost use a stopwatch to predict the point at which a party gets going.”
Barman said that bartenders could tell when someone is ordering drinks because of the image that goes with it. Some customers are fakers. They order something they don’t really like because it makes them look a certain way. “It’s like fashion,” He explained. People who care about clothes are also into fashion where alcohol is concerned. “Cosmopolitans, Manhattans—these are what they ask for and I blame that on Sex and the City,” he was quick to add. He also said that businessmen ask for beer if they arrive in the afternoon, but come six o’clock they automatically shift to vodka tonic.
“I worked abroad for many years and in different countries and cruise ships. I noticed that foreign businessmen are partial to Gin and Tonic or G and T as they call it. But Pinoys are vodka drinkers. British customers are sophisticated and knowledgeable. They’re very much into Martinis but they hardly mention brand preference. Americans are sophisticated; they always specify a brand. Filipinos do too, but I think they’re not necessarily fans of a particular brand. They ask for it because everybody else asks for it, which is good for business whatever way you look at it.”
Barman let out a throaty laugh and went on to say that, “It’s funny how a well-dressed, middle-aged man ordered a Martini from me once and when he took his first sip his face contorted, parang mukhasim. It took all his will power not to spit it out but he pretended that it was his favorite drink. I could tell, though.”
Bartending gets to be fun when a customer doesn’t really know what he wants and asks for assistance. Barman said that he normally asks questions relating to taste to find out what the customer is partial to: sour, sweet, bitter. And then he tries to come up with a perfect fit. “Of course I’m careful,” he said. “I never serve a big, burly man some kind of frou-frou drink that’s colored pink, like a strawberry martini. Baka gulpihin ako!”
Over the years, Barman said that he has formed profiles of customers depending on what they order. “Someone who orders a Martini on the rocks is not a real Martini drinker—he probably wants vodka instead. Cosmopolitan? A follower not a trendsetter. Red wine? He has health concerns—maybe a heart or blood pressure condition. White wine? He’s a wimp. Beer all night? His monthly allowance is running out. Scotch? A serious drinker. Single malt? sophisticated and worldly. Vodka? that’s the drink of a ladies’ man. Cognac? that customer is older, a smooth operator, and with lots of money to burn. Champagne? A man who drinks Champagne is pleasing his wife, the moment she turns her back he’ll pour it onto the nearest flowerpot and order double vodka straight up. Men don’t drink champagne for the long haul. If they do, they might as well order some quiche to go with it. If someone asks for a shot of some kind—any kind, holy s***! He’s out to get ripped as fast as possible!”
“Okay, then,” I said to him, “let’s turn the tables. What’s your drink of choice?”
He chuckled and then, replied, “I’m a bartender, Ma’am, I don’t drink.”
“Yeah, Right!” But I let him off easy; it was darned good martini he gave me.
“Tell me about the worst customers.”
“That’s easy,” he said. “The drunks! They’re a pain in the a**. They make our lives difficult, not to mention messy. You can tell the real gentlemen apart because they can hold their liquor. They know how to have fun, they tip well, and they don’t cause trouble—never rowdy or out of control.
“What do you do when a customer makes a scene?”
“We have bouncers and I’m not out to judge. I have a good time behind the bar. I can put up with bad behavior, even turn it around sometimes. Drinking’s cool,” he said as a parting shot, “just make sure it goes to your stomach, not your head.”
So, gentlemen, what’s your poison?
Monday, July 28, 2008
A Professional's Take on Infidelity
I found this article on the internet and since an earlier post in infidelity struck the curiosity of many readers, I thought of posting this one, which is from a professional, whose knowledge on the subject may be more enlightening than anything else we may have heard.
Dating Myth or Truth? Once a Cheater, Always a Cheater
Expert advice on surviving the aftermath of an affair
By Diana Kirschner, Ph.D.
Special to Yahoo! Personals
Updated: Jul 23, 2008
So you've been cheated on. It's devastating -- like being kicked in the gut and thrown into the gutter. You can't eat or function at work. Or maybe you're up all night watching old movies, bawling, and eating pints of Ben and Jerry's. Discovering your partner's affair gives you such heartache and pain that you doubt you'll ever recover.
But when the cheater tries hard to win you back, some questions loom large: Should you forgive him/her? Is this cheater going to cheat again? You may feel torn; perhaps wanting to take your remorseful partner back, but you feel like it's a point of pride not to. You may want to drop the cheater altogether, dive into an online personals pool, and start looking for a more loyal significant other.
No doubt about it, it's difficult to deal with a cheater, and you're not alone. Research shows that even among married couples, cheating is relatively common: about 22% of men and 13% of women cheat. According to recent studies, even spouses who describe themselves as "happy" with their marriage have affairs.
But the good news is this:
Some couples who share strong chemistry can actually work through the crisis of an affair.
Some couples who share strong chemistry can actually work through the crisis of an affair. Not only that, they can become closer and put an end to cheating once and for all. In some cases, couples can learn and grow from the painful emotional hurricane, otherwise known as the aftermath of an affair.
Of course, there are promiscuous players who will cheat and cheat and cheat again. These are the ones you truly have to stay away from. How do you tell if you're dealing with a chronic cheater?
Here are five signs that may indicate a former cheater is not a chronic case and that the relationship still has hope:
1. Your partner is truly remorseful and regrets having cheated. Look for heartfelt apologies that ring true when you hear them. He/she accepts total blame for his/her betrayal.
2. Your partner cuts off all contact with the relationship perpetrator.
3. He/she shows a renewed appreciation and devotion towards you.
4. You wind up having deep, open, and honest conversations with each other about your relationship, including what was missing in it and how you'd like it to progress.
5. Your partner wants psychotherapy or counseling either individually or with you to understand his/her own dynamics and to improve your relationship.
If the former cheater shows these signs and you can forgive him/her, consider taking your partner back. Yet, be aware that taking your partner back carries one caveat: There's a possibility your partner will slip back into infidelity.
And just how do you know if the cheating has resurfaced? Here are some common signs that may indicate secret betrayal:
He/she works late a lot.
He/she suddenly takes trips you aren't invited to go on.
He/she spends too much time with hobbies that don't include you.
You get mysterious phone calls with hang-ups.
You find bills for unexplained hotel stays or gift-type items.
Intimacy in your relationship dramatically decreases.
He/she grows more distant or agitated than usual.
Prepare yourself emotionally for the chance that you may become a victim of an affair again, but don't expect it. You've chosen to forgive your partner, so let bygones be bygones. But if you uncover another affair, it's time to protect yourself from any further heartbreak by breaking up with this hurtful person immediately. Move on and don't let this unfaithful person ruin your future relationships. Leave your anger and sorrow behind; it's not only fair to your next partner, but beneficial to your psychological well-being and your potential to bond with a better partner. Keep your spirits high, because there are wonderful new matches waiting out there -- and right there on your computer screen!
In sum, if your partner strays, it doesn't absolutely mean he/she will do it again. "Once a cheater, always a cheater" isn't necessarily true. Forgiving and reuniting is an option. If you've been betrayed but want to see if it can work, go ahead and work on it. Just keep in mind that you've decided to take a risk, and don't let paranoia get the best of you. But at the same time, pay attention to your partner's behavior so you can spot which way the train is heading!
Diana Kirschner, Ph.D., is the author of the forthcoming book "Love in 90 Days: The Essential Guide to Finding Your Own True Love." She is a recurring relationship expert on "The Today Show" and her free love etips are available at www.MyDatingPatterns.com.
Dating Myth or Truth? Once a Cheater, Always a Cheater
Expert advice on surviving the aftermath of an affair
By Diana Kirschner, Ph.D.
Special to Yahoo! Personals
Updated: Jul 23, 2008
So you've been cheated on. It's devastating -- like being kicked in the gut and thrown into the gutter. You can't eat or function at work. Or maybe you're up all night watching old movies, bawling, and eating pints of Ben and Jerry's. Discovering your partner's affair gives you such heartache and pain that you doubt you'll ever recover.
But when the cheater tries hard to win you back, some questions loom large: Should you forgive him/her? Is this cheater going to cheat again? You may feel torn; perhaps wanting to take your remorseful partner back, but you feel like it's a point of pride not to. You may want to drop the cheater altogether, dive into an online personals pool, and start looking for a more loyal significant other.
No doubt about it, it's difficult to deal with a cheater, and you're not alone. Research shows that even among married couples, cheating is relatively common: about 22% of men and 13% of women cheat. According to recent studies, even spouses who describe themselves as "happy" with their marriage have affairs.
But the good news is this:
Some couples who share strong chemistry can actually work through the crisis of an affair.
Some couples who share strong chemistry can actually work through the crisis of an affair. Not only that, they can become closer and put an end to cheating once and for all. In some cases, couples can learn and grow from the painful emotional hurricane, otherwise known as the aftermath of an affair.
Of course, there are promiscuous players who will cheat and cheat and cheat again. These are the ones you truly have to stay away from. How do you tell if you're dealing with a chronic cheater?
Here are five signs that may indicate a former cheater is not a chronic case and that the relationship still has hope:
1. Your partner is truly remorseful and regrets having cheated. Look for heartfelt apologies that ring true when you hear them. He/she accepts total blame for his/her betrayal.
2. Your partner cuts off all contact with the relationship perpetrator.
3. He/she shows a renewed appreciation and devotion towards you.
4. You wind up having deep, open, and honest conversations with each other about your relationship, including what was missing in it and how you'd like it to progress.
5. Your partner wants psychotherapy or counseling either individually or with you to understand his/her own dynamics and to improve your relationship.
If the former cheater shows these signs and you can forgive him/her, consider taking your partner back. Yet, be aware that taking your partner back carries one caveat: There's a possibility your partner will slip back into infidelity.
And just how do you know if the cheating has resurfaced? Here are some common signs that may indicate secret betrayal:
He/she works late a lot.
He/she suddenly takes trips you aren't invited to go on.
He/she spends too much time with hobbies that don't include you.
You get mysterious phone calls with hang-ups.
You find bills for unexplained hotel stays or gift-type items.
Intimacy in your relationship dramatically decreases.
He/she grows more distant or agitated than usual.
Prepare yourself emotionally for the chance that you may become a victim of an affair again, but don't expect it. You've chosen to forgive your partner, so let bygones be bygones. But if you uncover another affair, it's time to protect yourself from any further heartbreak by breaking up with this hurtful person immediately. Move on and don't let this unfaithful person ruin your future relationships. Leave your anger and sorrow behind; it's not only fair to your next partner, but beneficial to your psychological well-being and your potential to bond with a better partner. Keep your spirits high, because there are wonderful new matches waiting out there -- and right there on your computer screen!
In sum, if your partner strays, it doesn't absolutely mean he/she will do it again. "Once a cheater, always a cheater" isn't necessarily true. Forgiving and reuniting is an option. If you've been betrayed but want to see if it can work, go ahead and work on it. Just keep in mind that you've decided to take a risk, and don't let paranoia get the best of you. But at the same time, pay attention to your partner's behavior so you can spot which way the train is heading!
Diana Kirschner, Ph.D., is the author of the forthcoming book "Love in 90 Days: The Essential Guide to Finding Your Own True Love." She is a recurring relationship expert on "The Today Show" and her free love etips are available at www.MyDatingPatterns.com.
Middle Schoolers
I received a letter from the children's school last Friday and it was about Middle Schoolers, kids aged 11-14. I know I have put the children in the right school because they thrive there. The school's concern doesn't stop with education inside the campus. Over the years they have found ways to involve the family and have maintained a strong school-home communication system that keeps parents in close touch with their children's affairs.
I am transcribing in this post, word for word, the letter about adolescents that they had sent, hoping that it may shine the light on how our youngsters are and how we, as parents, may better understand them.
As children grow, they begin to experience physical, intellectual, and emotional changes. The way they learn, feel, see the world, and relate to other people becomes different from when they were younger. These changes, along with demands from present-day society and peer pressure, create conflicts and tension in the adolescent, which are reflected in their behavior in school and at home.
Young people at this age show a good number of contradictions and conflicts, which is normal. There is no "model" adolescent. All young persons are individuals with strong and weak points and with positive and negative qualities. There are some common characteristics that should be kept in mind in order to understand and help the middle schooler in daily activities at home and at school:
1. Adolescents have high levels of physical and emotional energy, which may contrast with long periods of idleness, generally disapproved of by adults.
2. They take risks, are curious, and love danger and adventure, yet their feelings can be hurt easily. This is the time when they feel immortal, but they worry a lot about what their friends think about them.
3. They want to be independent from their families, and at the same time, they need to be pampered and protected.
4. They withdraw and want a private life, and at the same time, they worry about being accepted by their peers.
5. They demand privileges but avoid responsibilities. At the same time, they are developing an awareness of social problems and the welfare of others.
I haven't read anything as insightful as this about middle schoolers. It has given me that proverbial "moment of clarity" (when the light bulb suddenly turns on in the brain) on how to deal with my pubescent children. I hope it helps you too.
I am transcribing in this post, word for word, the letter about adolescents that they had sent, hoping that it may shine the light on how our youngsters are and how we, as parents, may better understand them.
As children grow, they begin to experience physical, intellectual, and emotional changes. The way they learn, feel, see the world, and relate to other people becomes different from when they were younger. These changes, along with demands from present-day society and peer pressure, create conflicts and tension in the adolescent, which are reflected in their behavior in school and at home.
Young people at this age show a good number of contradictions and conflicts, which is normal. There is no "model" adolescent. All young persons are individuals with strong and weak points and with positive and negative qualities. There are some common characteristics that should be kept in mind in order to understand and help the middle schooler in daily activities at home and at school:
1. Adolescents have high levels of physical and emotional energy, which may contrast with long periods of idleness, generally disapproved of by adults.
2. They take risks, are curious, and love danger and adventure, yet their feelings can be hurt easily. This is the time when they feel immortal, but they worry a lot about what their friends think about them.
3. They want to be independent from their families, and at the same time, they need to be pampered and protected.
4. They withdraw and want a private life, and at the same time, they worry about being accepted by their peers.
5. They demand privileges but avoid responsibilities. At the same time, they are developing an awareness of social problems and the welfare of others.
I haven't read anything as insightful as this about middle schoolers. It has given me that proverbial "moment of clarity" (when the light bulb suddenly turns on in the brain) on how to deal with my pubescent children. I hope it helps you too.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Pushing the Body
Belli has been dancing classical ballet for many years. It takes up much of her time. Ever since she got to middle school she has had to make a serious commitment to the dance because juggling her schedule has been challenging. She goes three times a week: Mondays, Fridays, and Saturdays for three to four hours each time. Too much for a 12-year-old, I think sometimes. But she loves it: the dance itself and her ballet family of extremely supportive classmates and and an excellent teacher and mentor. Her body looks for it; she doesn't feel good whenever she stops for extended periods in the summer. She cries each time we go out of town because it means missing her dance classes. It has been the bone of contention in the family because we have had to give way to her dancing. But this is how parental support is measured, I believe, when we have to have to make sacrifices as well.
Yesterday, she complained of pain in her legs (Belli never complains and when she does, I know it is at an advanced stage). I was worried because she had a class in the afternoon so I asked her if she wanted to call in sick. She said no; she was adamant. I questioned her decision, maybe even having said something like it was silly to dance in pain. She lectured me about pushing the body and discipline. It was like hearing myself talk four years ago. Didn't I give that very same speech to her when she was whining about having to go to ballet classes?
She wobbled when she walked and had trouble stretching her legs. I was in the brink of pulling rank and demanding her to stay home but that familiar inner voice whispered that I shouldn't. So I didn't. But I went with her to class and sat there for the entire three hours to make sure she was okay. And she was. She danced like her life depended on it, through the pain and the discomfort. I saw her grimace every so often. She was sweating bullets and gulped down water as though she were in the desert. I kept quiet in my corner fighting the instinct to take her home and nurse her in bed.
In between routines she bantered with her classmates and giggled with them. Over what? I couldn't hear. They egged each other on the floor and clapped for well-executed steps. They were a happy supportive bunch. But more than that they were hard workers, athletes all, who pushed their bodies to the edge, falling and tripping and pushing some more.
At the end of the three hours, they were spent but still smiling. I thought to myself, how could they do all this? We all know the answer.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Wifebeater

I do not refer to that brainless, heartless entity who physically abuses his wife, the woman he has pledged to cherish for all the days of his life. I speak of that ubiquitous white, sleeveless, collarless undershirt that has come to be known in pop culture as the “wifebeater,” which in our country goes by the more benign name, sando.
The structure of a wifebeater is simple: it is white; made of 100-percent ribbed cotton with the neck and armholes often reinforced for durability. It usually has large armholes and a neckline that can reach as far down as mid-chest. It is also hangs down long enough to make tucking easier. It is always buttonless, collarless, and pocketless. It is generally tight but may, however, sag and loosen with continued washing and wearing. Using a wifebeater as something other than an undershirt intended to be hidden from view is generally considered a fashion faux pas. Decent, upstanding citizens should never be caught dead wearing wifebeaters or similarly revealing articles of clothing unless they are rappers, professional wrestlers, or Olympic weight lifters.
Wikipedia defines “wifebeater” (also sometimes spelled “wife beater,” and still sometimes abbreviated simply as “beater”), as a slang term used in North America to refer to a tank-top style shirt when worn as a sole, outer layer (as opposed to being worn as an undershirt). This term is often seen as demeaning and is often associated with the similarly derogatory phrase “white trash.” I think the nickname originates from its association with aggressive, underclass males, usually living in poor conditions as frequently depicted in television shows and movies. It comes from the notion that the shirts are worn predominantly by stereotypical men who beat their wives.
This white sleeveless T-shirt's connection to domestic violence was first solidified by notorious Ike Turner in the late ‘60s who wore black tank-tops often and who was a longtime abuser of his wife, multi-awarded rock star, Tina Turner. This was reinforced in the public’s consciousness in the 1970s by box office blockbusters Rocky where both the Rocky Balboa and Polly characters sported the wifebeater and The Godfather trilogy, where James Caan as Santino, Al Pacino as Michael and Andy Garcia as Vincent, plus various Mafiosi characters with trigger-happy fingers, donned the white undershirt. In the 1980 movie Raging Bull, the main character played by Robert De Niro, a boxer, was commonly seen wearing tank-tops around the house, including the scene where he beat his wife. Countless drunk and disorderly domestic abuse suspects who shown being placed under arrest on the popular reality TV show Cops also wear such shirts. In Philippine cinema it is the likes of Ruel Vernal's character as the stepfather rapist
Here at home the sando is the de riguer house shirt for the pinoy every man and this isn't only limited to the masses. The rich, as well, happen to prefer the comfort it offers compared to other constricting types of shirts. I don't believe that a specific social class can be exclusively affiliated with the sando because just like slippers, rich and poor men alike, wear them around the house. I think the difference is that the underprivileged take more liberties and literally go to town with it. The rich, most often more educated, keep to their homes when they have their sando on. Another marked difference in the manner with which the sando is worn by the rich and the poor Filipinos is the preference for fit. Men in low-income neighborhoods are often seen in sandos that are very loose or more accurately, hanging on for dear life. They are almost always yellowed with repeated washing and the material, stretched and thinned out, the ribbing in the neckline and armholes almost nonexistent. The obvious reason for this is economics: clothes for lounging around the house will be worn until the final thread that holds it all together disintegrates. The rich, however, can afford to replace the worn-out ones as often as they like. Maybe it is not a preference after all, because some clearly do not have a choice but a default acceptance to use what is there.
I asked a gardener why it is that men like to wear wifebeaters not just at home but everywhere else and he said, "Masarap po kasi sa katawan, presko, aircon." Another man, a taho vendor, said, "e kasi, lahat naman nagsusuot nyan, di ako na rin at magaan sa katawan." I asked a friend's husband what he thinks of wifebeaters and he quickly dismissed me with "Oh, I don't use those." while his wife who was behind him kept motioning to me that he has close to a dozen in his closet, which he wears to sleep every night.
I speak for myself when I say that the entire world would be a better place without the wifebeater. Could there be anything more offensive in terms of menswear? Okay, I almost forgot: Borat’s yellow, slingshot swim trunks takes the cake. But the wifebeater comes in a very close second.
Here are some reasons why. The first involves personal hygiene. The undershirt was first conceived of as something utilitarian: to insulate the body with an under-layer of clothing against the cold, and to absorb sweat brought on by heat. Curiously, the wifebeater fails to fulfill any of these. The low, drooping neckline and the large scooped armholes are way too skimpy to protect against the cold, and by the same reason of lack of coverage, what seems to be the remaining half of a proper undergarment cannot absorb sweat where it matters — under the armpits. I can’t imagine a man whose sweat pools in his tummy region; it’s a bit of an odd thought. People, therefore, cannot be faulted for pinching their noses when they chance upon men in their wifebeaters — body odor and poor grooming practices have become synonymous with this little white piece of garment.
The second involves the argument that it fulfills aesthetic purposes. Fans of the wifebeater claim that if one has the physique of David Beckham then he has every right to sport a wifebeater. I say, however, that if one is lucky enough to be blessed with such a body, ditch the wifebeater and flaunt the chest instead. Why obstruct the jaw-dropping view? Isn’t it a bit sissy-ish to come within final few inches of baring all, then opting to hold back as though it were a last-minute chickening out? This only prompts the beholder to conclude that one is trying to hide something — the absence of six-pack abs, perhaps.
And how, pray tell, can the wifebeater ever be considered aesthetically sound when it was engineered to expose sprouts of unsightly underarm hair; when its whiteness highlights hideous stretch marks; when it accentuates a bulging belly; and when it flashes the occasional nipple?
When I spot a man in a wifebeater I always expect to see some accompanying scratching — whether it’s on the beer belly or on other parts of the nether regions capped by the final flourish of toe- or nose-picking for full effect. I don’t remember a time when the sight of it ever conjured thoughts of sexiness or handsomeness (Ed: Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire, perhaps?). So, avid fans of said shirt, take heed: wifebeaters are not sexy and never will be! Even if the wearer is Brad Pitt, that shirt will not be transformed into anything other than what it really is — a wifebeater.
It doesn’t matter who you might be; you could be Daniel Craig as 007 or Gerard Butler in 300; if you wear a wifebeater outside the privacy of your own home (oh, wait: make that outside the comfort of your bedroom; no, wait: make that outside the confines of your bathroom), you will still look like a smelly, grimy, domestic abuser. You may be wearing the most expensive of bespoke trousers or the most prized pair of alligator lace-up shoes, but if your top is a wifebeater you remain exactly that.
Hold on, though: there may be one exception. Edward Norton, in his lead role in the movie American History X, is a totally different story. Because of the character he portrayed, because of the plot, and simply because he is Ed Norton, one of the most gifted yet underrated actors of all time, to my mind, he just might be forgiven — just might.
You might argue that you wear the wifebeater because your wife doesn’t seem to mind. Well, heaven bless her soul; she is sure to be reincarnated as Angelina Jolie for her tolerance.
What, then, may men wear in terms of undershirts? There are two options: first, there is the basic, versatile, white short-sleeved crew neck tee, which is as neat, as decent, and as sexy as undergarments go; second, there is the V-neck short-sleeved tee, which is a variation of the former. With these two choices available at the same price, there really is no excuse for the wifebeater to exist, certainly not in your wardrobe. None at all.
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